Here is a craigslist ad I just posted as a reaction to the USA’s elimination from the World Cup. I’ve been a soccer fan my whole life, and a real true blooded American fan for the last two weeks or so. As a new USA national team fan I’ve decided to immerse myself in the oldest American tradition ever: Blind Rage-Filled Patriotism! Here’s the link and in case they take it down, the screen shot as well. AMURICA!