Series Premiere of Failosophy

I was on the series premiere of Mtv’s new show “Failosophy.” My girlfriend threw me an amazing surprise viewing party at a cool ass bar with all of my friends. It was so fantastic and touching that in order to hold back the tears I immediately drank a bottle of Johnny Walker. Love you babe. I’ll be on one more episode this season but please WATCH ALL EPISODES (so we can get a season 2) every Thursday 10:30pm EST on MTV.

NEW VIDEO – “JUMP”

Hi fart licks and butt ticks(?) – here is a new digital short that I got to star in alongside some other great comedians/actors. It was Written by Grant Gordon, Directed by Kyle Fincham and Filmed and Edited by Dan Hirshon. It’s gotten a great response in only a day so I’d love if you guys would check it out and click “thumbs up” regardless of your actual feelings. Cause that’s what the internet is about right? Holding back feelings and helping your fellow man.

My 4, ok 2 seconds of fame on VH1

Here I am on VH1’s “Why am I still Single?” roasting a dating contestant who was a certified sociopath. The comedy portion starts around the 13 minute mark, but I suggest watching some of the date because this girl drops some jewels. They left out my favorite joke which was “You look like Snooki auditioning for the remake of Philadelphia.” Who knew VH1 wouldn’t appreciate a clever AIDS joke? Whatevs.